Sleepless Mindfield

Now, I am meant to be sleeping, but despite taking a full sleeping tablet (I usually only do half during the week) and my other medication, I’m still awake. Charming!

My legs feel like lead. Steve pushed me to leg press another 10 Kg more than last week. That I could still handle, but hip lifts… Good Lawdy, them things are in a league of their own! My thighs are going to probably be stiffer than a corpse tomorrow.

Tarryn, my hairdresser (aka The Fairy because she was the most beautiful pregnant fairy ever) was at the salon on Tuesday when I went to Elena for my nails. She asked me quite bluntly, Where’s your ass. I told her it’s there, but because all my clothes are getting a little baggy, it doesn’t look like it. Truth be told, I don’t really have a well-rounded derriere, because my butt cheeks are on my chest. I’m very aware of (as Charlie put it) my great rack or as my Capetonian friend, Allan refers to them, The Girls.

Anyway, my bustline wasn’t originally what I planned on writing about when I started this post. Love was. Or rather the sacrifices one makes for those we love. When faced with a situation where you would have to either cause- or suffer heartbreak to save the one you love, would you really do it? And I’m talking about relationships between two adults here, not a parent for their child because that’s on an entirely different plain.

On the subject of plain, why is plain yoghurt apparently healthier than its flavoured counterparts? Is it because it’s free of colourants? Or is it just because it doesn’t taste pleasant? Like Chaimberlain’s cough medicine – tastes like battery acid, but my Grandmother swore by it. That, and cod liver oil. Blegh!

Personally, I believe almost any ailment can be fixed with warm salt water. Sore throat? Gargle. Sinus? Inhale. Constipated? Drink a glass of warm salt water and you’ll be shitting through the eye of a needle in no time. Guaranteed!

Okay, so this post went from tits to shit in just a few paragraphs, but at least my eyes are starting to feel heavy. Here’s hoping for some REM because if I don’t get any soon, I will not only have lost my mind, I may very well be Losing my Religion too.

Zzzzzzzzzz

Sunday Quiz

I am at work!  Yes people, on a SUNDAY!  And I am not amused.  I pinched  this off Only Cin’s Blog because I don’t feel like working and quizzes are FUN.

Soundtrack in your car?

My 8GB flash stick, loaded with all sorts of music.

Have you ever lived alone?

Yes

 What is the length of your longest relationship?

A year and six months.

 What do you do for a living?

I am the Harvest Administrator on a strawberry farm.  It’s challenging, but it is so not me.

 Are you a good speller?

Walking dictionary, I am…

 Do you get up to pee in the middle of the night?

Sometimes…

How long is your lunch break?

Lunch?  What’s that?  Oh, you mean that 3 minute break I get to shove something edible down my throat…

What was your last dirty thought?

*Censored*

Do your parents have a will?

Yes

Are you close with your sibling(s)?

I only have step siblings and we get on okay. 

Do you think you have to be initially sexually attracted to a person to fall in love?

I don’t think you have to be sexually attracted, but there must be some kind of chemistry.

Do you have more same sex friends or opposite?

More same sex.

If you could retire (not quit) today, would you? Why or why not? 

I would – and pursue my dream of writing full-time.

Is your life at all what you thought it would be like when you were a kid?

Hell no! 

Have you ever stood someone up? If yes, why?

A friend, yes – because I was so exhausted from work – I clean forgot we had an appointment.  She understood though…

What’s the worst thing someone said to you?

“I don’t love you anymore…go back to your parents…”

Do you cry often?

Only when I’m really angry, or really sad.

Are you having a good hair day?

No…wind is blowing it all over the show

What is your favorite fruit?

Don’t eat fruit…

Are you afraid to fly?

Not at all!

Do you own any guns?

No – probably a good thing considering my temper of late…

Are you shy or outgoing?

Outgoing

Do you put off doing things because you are afraid of what will happen?

Not because of what will happen, but because I’d much rather be doing something else.

Do you long for someone you can’t have?

Every day…

Do you spend more time naked or clothed?

Clothed…

What is your favorite board game?

Trivial Pursuit or 30 Seconds